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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2052 Posts |
 Posted - 2011-05-20 : 05:34:26
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| Just heard this from a user - I can't login....... and I can't logout either-----------If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. |
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Lumbago
Norsk Yak Master
3271 Posts |
Posted - 2011-05-20 : 06:10:37
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 - LumbagoMy blog-> http://thefirstsql.com/2011/02/07/regular-expressions-advanced-string-matching-and-new-split-function-sql-server-2008-r2/ |
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sunitabeck
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
5155 Posts |
Posted - 2011-05-20 : 07:00:52
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My colleague was asking me what I was so happy about when I was walking to the coffee room with the smile still on my face!! Thanks for the laugh.  |
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Seventhnight
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2878 Posts |
Posted - 2011-05-23 : 11:04:17
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Love it. quote:
Originally posted by elwoos
Just heard this from a user - I can't login....... and I can't logout either-----------If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Corey I Has Returned!! |
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2052 Posts |
Posted - 2011-11-29 : 04:25:31
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| I'm not sure if this one is better or worse :SMy computer is broken, I can type my user name in but when I type the password it only puts stars whatever I type-----------What color do you want that database? |
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DonAtWork
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2167 Posts |
Posted - 2011-11-29 : 14:50:06
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| pfftt. Change your password to '********'. Problem solved.http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspxHow to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspxFor ultra basic questions, follow these links.http://www.sql-tutorial.net/ http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp |
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jezemine
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2886 Posts |
Posted - 2011-11-30 : 01:42:45
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what's really cool is if you type your facebook password as your fb status, it replaces it with ****** - try it!
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