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                                         elwoos 
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                                             Posted - 2011-08-26 : 04:59:03
                                            
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                                            Welcome back kristen, this poll is to determine why people think you have returned1) They let him out to make more space for rioters2) He had cruised round the world so many times he got dizzy3) The upgrade to his OS took considerably longer than expected4) He's finally finished building his next mansion6) Someone stole the copper to his exchange and it took that long to find some more to steal to replace it Steve-----------What color do you want that database? | 
                                             
                                         
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                                     SwePeso 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 05:20:29
                                          
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                                          Definitely 3. N 56°04'39.26"E 12°55'05.63"  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     Transact Charlie 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 05:24:45
                                          
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                                          | 7) Kristen never left. He just posted under a number of different pseudonyms until the heat died down......Charlie===============================================================Msg 3903, Level 16, State 1, Line 1736The ROLLBACK TRANSACTION request has no corresponding BEGIN TRANSACTION  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     Kristen 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 05:51:56
                                          
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                                          | Actually it was (5)  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     DonAtWork 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 08:34:39
                                          
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                                          I believe you when you say it was (5).Now, remind us again what 5 is?  http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspxHow to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspxFor ultra basic questions, follow these links.http://www.sql-tutorial.net/ http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     Kristen 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 09:55:44
                                          
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                                          5 is the one after 4 (or before 6 if that's easier?)   | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     robvolk 
                                    Most Valuable Yak 
                                     
                                    
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 09:59:56
                                          
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                                          | I think he's been working on an earthquake machine.  The timing is too much of a coincidence.  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     russell 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 10:59:42
                                          
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                                          | 5. or 1  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     Michael Valentine Jones 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 11:15:11
                                          
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                                          | Kristen is actually Joe Celko's civil and helpful alter ego, so since the mods banned Joe, he had no choice but to switch over to Kristen.CODO ERGO SUM  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     Kristen 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 12:46:42
                                          
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                                          | I keep hearing voices ... are they real?  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     Transact Charlie 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 12:48:47
                                          
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                                          | Come to think of it I can't remember Kristen posting much stuff when 'whitefang' was around also...........Charlie===============================================================Msg 3903, Level 16, State 1, Line 1736The ROLLBACK TRANSACTION request has no corresponding BEGIN TRANSACTION  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     SwePeso 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 17:24:20
                                          
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                                          So Kristen's presence is a foresight to next generation WhiteFang? N 56°04'39.26"E 12°55'05.63"  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     khtan 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 19:41:35
                                          
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                                          quote: Originally posted by Kristen I keep hearing voices ... are they real?
  What is real ? What is not real ?Are you sure this is the real you or this is just another you ?Is this a reality or dream or dream of a dream.I think i need more sleep   KH[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     khtan 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-26 : 19:43:13
                                          
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                                          oh andWelcome Back Kristen   KH[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     Kristen 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-27 : 05:44:11
                                          
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                                          | Sorry for slow response, I've just been busy on SQL Team in a parallel universe ... you won't believe my post-count over there ... but it did take a while to find a universe in which Visakh didn't exist ... I know there are an infinite number of universes where he doesn't exist, but I challenge you to find one ...  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     webfred 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-27 : 19:26:41
                                          
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                                            No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die.  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     madhivanan 
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                                     khtan 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-29 : 03:21:39
                                          
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                                          quote: Originally posted by webfred
   No, you're never too old to Yak'n'Roll if you're too young to die.
  There is something wrong with the button. When I click on the LIKE button, my browser hang i have waited for hours and the page is the same.  Please help   KH[spoiler]Time is always against us[/spoiler]  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     russell 
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                                            Posted - 2011-08-29 : 07:49:55
                                          
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                                          You need to hit <alt> F4    | 
                                         
                                        
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