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                                         X002548 
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                                     tkizer 
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                                     Michael Valentine Jones 
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                                            Posted - 2011-05-17 : 14:56:54
                                          
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                                          | What happened to Derrick Leggett?No forum posts since 04/17/2007 or blog posts since 12/5/2005.CODO ERGO SUM  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     tkizer 
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                                     X002548 
                                    Not Just a Number 
                                     
                                    
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                                     DonAtWork 
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                                            Posted - 2011-05-19 : 11:23:38
                                          
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                                          NO, Dilbert has NOT been funny!I SWEAR that Scott Adams is in the cube next to me just writing this crap down!!  http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/jeffs/archive/2008/05/13/question-needed-not-answer.aspxHow to ask: http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspxFor ultra basic questions, follow these links.http://www.sql-tutorial.net/ http://www.firstsql.com/tutor.htm http://www.w3schools.com/sql/default.asp  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     nigelrivett 
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                                            Posted - 2011-05-19 : 12:07:35
                                          
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                                          | And what's happened to nr?And why hasn't anyone mentioned that I reached 1000 posts?==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.SSIS can be used in a similar way.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy.  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     robvolk 
                                    Most Valuable Yak 
                                     
                                    
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                                            Posted - 2011-05-19 : 12:11:26
                                          
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                                          You reached 1000 posts a loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg time ago, you're not fooling anybody.    | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     X002548 
                                    Not Just a Number 
                                     
                                    
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                                     tkizer 
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                                     tkizer 
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                                     nigelrivett 
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                                            Posted - 2011-05-19 : 13:05:31
                                          
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                                          | I suggested it a long time ago but I think Bill had other things on his mind.It doesn't really matter.More challenging would be to merge the two accounts.>> I also signed up with my old userid so that no one could use that name again, lol.Didn't think of that.==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.SSIS can be used in a similar way.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy.  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     robvolk 
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                                            Posted - 2011-05-19 : 13:09:55
                                          
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                                          | Merging them wouldn't be a problem, I'd do it but I leave those decisions to graz.  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     tkizer 
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                                     robvolk 
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                                            Posted - 2011-05-19 : 13:25:17
                                          
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                                          Remind him to make you a forum admin too.    I told him at SQLRally but I knew he'd forget.Crap, I should just do this all myself and stop bothering him.    | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     tkizer 
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                                     nigelrivett 
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                                            Posted - 2011-05-19 : 14:33:37
                                          
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                                          | That's if Rob doesn't hijack the site first. Sounds like he's going for a takeover bid.Thanks but I'm not worried about it.Wonder what I could do to make it more difficult?==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.SSIS can be used in a similar way.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy.  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     robvolk 
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                                            Posted - 2011-05-19 : 14:47:49
                                          
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                                          I'm tempted, but I abuse my power already.  That's why we're adding Tara as an admin, to keep me in check.    | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     jezemine 
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                                            Posted - 2011-05-22 : 02:54:31
                                          
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                                          >> Wonder what I could do to make it more difficult?new username each week or so.  Stoad did that for a while because he kept getting banned.  :) elsasoft.org  | 
                                         
                                        
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                                     nigelrivett 
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                                            Posted - 2011-05-22 : 06:24:35
                                          
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                                          | Apparently it's easy to merge accounts - and once Tara is admin, I know she can type a lot faster than me so that won't work.==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.SSIS can be used in a similar way.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy.  | 
                                         
                                        
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